This is Awkward

I believe that we all have these moments in our lives that we wish we could just skip over. I am talking about the moments in our lives that we feel awkward. Why do these moments exist? To me, these moments are the worst kind of moments ever. I would take an embarrassing moment over an awkward moment any day. At least you can laugh at yourself with an embarrassing moment...but with an awkward moment all you can say is.."This is Awkward". 

Here's my Top 15  that I came up with.

1) The moment .....when you are arguing with someone and after your arguing has already attracted a crowd.... you realize that you are wrong.

2) The moment .....when someone comes up to you saying "OMG its nice to see you"...and you have no idea who this person is.

3) The moment .....you step on the elevator and someone is in there and the dead silence you hear while you are waiting to get to your level.

4) The moment .....when your getting gas and you realized that your tank is on the other side of your vehicle so you move your vehicle around to the another pump only to realize that you did the exact same thing again.

5) The moment.... when you Bump into a old friend and you ask when she is due, and she replies..."I'm not pregnant"

6) The moment....When you wave at someone...and they don't see you...but everyone else does.

7) The moment....When you stumble over nothing and you look down as if its the grounds fault.

8) The moment ...when your high five gets left hanging

9) The moment... when you say goodbye to someone and then you start walking in the same direction as they are going.

10) The moment...when you're in a meeting and you pretended you were listening and now you realize a response is required.

11) The moment....When someone says to you "Your dog is cute" and you respond "Thanks" ......and then you realize that it was a really dumb response because you had nothing to do with how cute Rico is.

12) The moment.... when your 3rd in line at the grocery store and a new line opens up and you pause to have the person in front of you go first but meanwhile some idiot from the back of the line moves in to take the spot. Now everyone else in line is pissed off.

13) The moment....when you are walking out of a store and the alarm goes off because the cashier didn't take off the security device.

14) The moment (for guys)... when your at the urinal and the guy next to you wants to chat.And while he is talking  to you he gets the bad case of the piss shivers.

15) The moment....when your watching a Movie with your mother in law and a sex scene comes on.