So ....I went to get a massage today.
I have had this pain in my neck for about a month now (aside from Kim I that is...shes more of a pain in my lower back region or just below it anyway ) anyway... I decided to try and get rid of it by massage therapy. The stiffness or pain in the neck area makes you feel like Frankenstein or something because you cant turn to look at anything without turning your whole body. Ive had people ask me ..."Is there something wrong with your neck?" I usually say "No stupid....I am just practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Why do people always ask the obvious questions?
Getting a massage came with some reservation also...the last time I went to this place, the woman therapist would not shut up and I ended up not enjoying it at all. This time I specified..."No Talking"...I kind of hated asking for that because it sounds like I'm asking for the paid help to just serve and don't talk... well....I guess I am asking for that ha ha ...but really I just didn't want to hear about the life and times of Suzy the massage therapist when I am just paying her to hurt me a little and pleasure me alot....whoa....let me rephrase that...relax me alot...yeah that sounds better. This was a reputable place I assure you. :)
At first I felt awkward being in a room alone with another woman especially when she told me to undress and lay on the bed and that she would be back in after a couple of minutes.That's when things really felt strange for me. Ok maybe I am dramatizing it a bit but....you get my drift....another woman is going to be touching 95 percent of my body...I mean ...parts of my body that my wife wont touch even if I paid her to. Trust me I have tried to get her to rub my feet and her reply is always the same....ewww...don't be gross. :) Maybe if I knew this person better it wouldn't be so weird...I dont know...but it just was.
After she left , I started having a panic attack because....I wasn't sure if I should get fully undressed or not...I mean do I get like buck naked....or do I leave my socks on? I couldn't remember what I did last time. I was thinking....If I did get buck wild naked on her...would she take that as something other than me just wanting to be relaxed in my most natural state? And if I left my skiveys and socks on, would she think I am a rookie or maybe even some kind of geek getting his pleasure just by having another woman touch him?
I was seriously freaking out. So I did what I thought was the right thing to do.
Buck wild it was!!
I never liked being called a geek :) Besides...I'm covered with a sheet anyway right? She didn't scream when she found out that I was naked so I can only assume it was alright....Now had she seen me naked it might have scared her into a new profession Im sure. :)
Anyway...The massage was both a mix of pleasure and pain. This lady was a brute with a soft touch...I could feel her strength in her arms and I only had to tell her to back off a couple of times....and once she realised that I was a mere baby in a grown mans body, it went pretty smooth after that. But after all was said and done....I felt like a Million bucks...I could turn my head to both directions with no problem. And to be honest...I was a happier man. I could sense a hop in my step that wasn't there before. A feeling of conquering the world over came me so I went to the casino (ok gaming center) where I won 30 bucks before I left....I'm telling you it was almost perfect day....and I say almost because I had to make my next massage appointment for next week instead of tomorrow (bummer)....they were all booked up for tomorrow.