Procrastinating Thoughts

I have to apologize for not posting very often. (Here comes the excuses) Actually I am going to use the only excuse that I have.....I'm Lazy.....There I said it...now you know. I could have wrote something but in my head I have justified not writing with ideas like..".I have just been too busy to write" And in all actuality I just blew it off and watched America has Talent on the Boob Tube. Or I will do what I do best...Procrastinate...I have this down to a science now. I have been doing it for many years now and I am serious when I say that I could make a college course from the knowledge I have on the subject. Its either that or sarcasm...I think I could teach a class or to on that subject too.
Here's a couple things that have been happening in my life that is worth mentioning. First is the Taylor has FINALLY graduated from Western Michigan University...and I could not be any happier or prouder.I always told her that I did not care how long she took to do it ...I just never thought she would test me on it. :)  She has a wonderful job in her Telecommunications Field,  that she likes and just got a nice promotion in the last week....so I am very Proud of her for sticking to it and getting it done and I am Happy because she can now start paying some of her own bills. :)
The other really exciting thing happening is that Kim and I have started a outdoor project. We will redo our over grown back yard landscape project from 10 years ago (its only overgrown because I have been so busy.....Not!! ) but we will be putting a garden next year....this year we will just get it all ready and will be putting in raised boxes so it  wont be so hard on our backs bending over to pick all the delicious vegetables that we will be growing. That  is only one of the projects that I have to get done this year, others include making a dock with my neighbor and another is putting down that yucky black stuff on the driveway (can you tell my dislike for this job?) Seems like every time I do it I end up ruining my shoes , pants and shirt and I really think I hate it more than I hate painting.
I know I am rambling but I was watching Americas Got Talent and they had this sword swallowing female on there and she said something very funny...she said she thinks that her talent his hereditary...Now all I could think was...Hmmm I wonder what your Mother did for a living? Prostitute? I mean really...the ability to swallow a sword is definitely not hereditary....I am pretty sure you have to learn how to do that...and in spite of the fact that this girl looked like a man with hooters....I am sure she has the ability to make her man (if she has one) very happy.

Ok I'm back now from that tangent...sorry where was I? Oh yeah I was diverting myself from making something to eat...I'm starving. I really want to lose weight before the Grim Crim race in August. My hope is that it will be easier if I am lighter. Its kind of like thinking that you can run faster with a new pair of tennis shoes. (Which I still think every time I buy a new pair) But I think I am going to need every advantage I can get just to finish the dang event. I just realized that I am procrastinating going to bed. So I think I will call it a night. Night