Seriously...do you know what this says?
Today,.I took the long way to work
thinking that I needed a change in scenery. Well I got it. Normally when I take
this route I would see open fields, large farms, a few small businesses that
are no longer open, and if I was lucky a few deer frolicking in the fields. But
today all I saw was the side of a train.
As I approached the tracks I saw that the train was moving
rather slowly, maybe three miles an hour in my estimation. And although waiting
for trains to pass can be somehow frustrating, I wasn’t going to let this
bother me as I had left a few minutes early anyway.
So I am waiting as this ridiculous train passes by, 5 min,
10 min…O ‘come on…how long is this thing?
Well, apparently each train car is between 55.5 to 58.2 feet
long. So if the train had 100 cars on it, it would have been 5500 ft. long not including
the space that is in between the cars. We are talking well over a mile-long train I
figured. (I figured all this out as I was waiting…. but what I didn’t figure
out was the time it would take for this train to pass. (I know…A mile-long
train traveling at 3 miles an hour would take 20 min.) I Just didn’t think
about it at the time, Instead, I was just getting frustrated. So what did I do
next? I played a game of poker on my phone. What were you expecting, me to take
a detour? No that’s what a person in their right mind would do. I obviously wasn’t.
So during my poker game, I happened to notice that the train
was no longer moving at a snail’s pace, in fact, it wasn’t moving at all. Are you flipping kidding me right now? Now is
when I thought about taking the detour, but wait, I was in the middle of a
poker game for a million dollars (um play money of course) How could I leave
now? I had to make a decision quickly.
So after I finished my game I looked at my clock and it had
been 25 minutes. That’s when I actually decided to leave and take a detour. I
accepted the fact that I was going to be late.
Now having told this long ass story about me waiting for the
train, I didn’t tell you what I saw.
What I saw while I was actually watching the train traveling
at 3 miles an hour was Graffiti on the sides of the train. I have never really
put much thought into the graffiti that I see on trains….but when they are
moving so slow…you actually have time to read them and admire some of the
artwork.
Oh wait…did I say read them?
I meant look at them and try to understand what they actually say.
Because by no means could you possibly read 95 percent of them. Which really baffles me because some of them
you could tell had really good art skills. But what good does it do if no one
can read them. It just looks like someone didn’t know how to spell. If I were
going to put my name on a train and actually take the time and money to put in
the materials that you need to do so….I would make sure everyone would be able
to read my name. And it would be on the middle of the train car…not just the
area I could reach. I mean there in front of you there is a blank canvas and
all you can do is write on the portion that you can reach? Dude, I would so
carry a ladder and keep it by the tracks somewhere so when I find the urge to
write my name on a train so everyone stuck at the tracks watching the train go
by could see it, They would not only see that it is as big as the train car
itself…but they could obviously read that it said:
IANSTEIN